Hawker's Notice

This sign at your front door will help you finally get rid of those pesky doorsales and related nonsense!

The ProductFrequently Asked Questions

Printed on durable colorbond steel (10x13cm)

Order your sign today for just AUD 19.95 + postage
(20% discount for first 50 orders! Normal price AUD 24.95)

Within Australia (incl. postage!)
To New Zealand (+AUD 8 postage)
To US/Canada (+AUD 12 postage)
Direct bank transfer: Please email your order and delivery details and your account name to the email address listed below, and we'll reply with our bank account details so you can complete payment.
  • Q: How effective is the sign?
    A: In my experience over a number of years, it does the job well. I've had sales people walk away quietly even with my front door wide open and me walking past. Not a sqeak!
  • Q: Does anybody ever offer the payment?
    A: Haha! Good question. So far, only once: two Mormon youths gathered coins from their pockets. Very cute.
  • Q: The price seem pretty high for a simple sign?
    A: Well, it has to be weatherproof/durable. Chances are you'll only ever need to buy one sign.
  • Q: What material is the sign made of?
    A: Colorbond steel. Pretty weatherproof, as used for roofing and other outside work on buildings. The print uses UV-resistant ink.
  • Q: How do I fix the sign to my door or wall?
    A: Putting some silicon sealant on the back tends to work very well.
  • Q: Do I have to pay via Paypal?
    A: Preferably, but through the Paypal gateway you can pay with credit card also. Some people have reported problems, so if necessary you can now also pay via direct bank transfer.
  • Q: What is the shipping time?
    A: Within Australia you can generally expect your package to arrive within a week. Please note that if you bought on pre-order, shipments will commence when our next production batch arrives. Your discount is the trade-off for that longer timeline...
  • Q: What about alternative designs and different colours?
    A: Such diversity would vastly increase the production costs. Also, I reckon the simplicity works in its favour.
  • Q: Shouldn't it be "non-invited" rather than "uninvited" ?
    A: Possibly, since you didn't invite them to begin with. But this reads better, and you could say that with this notice you're specifically uninviting these people!
  • Q: What if I to change the pricing on the sign?
    A: Keep it simple, it's effective as it is.
  • Q: Why do you mention religion and real estate agents separately?
    A: Excellent question. In my experience, those people feel they're not actually selling you something so in this way they get addressed directly.
  • Q: It looks a bit like a contract?
    A: Fair point. I realised that long after. By the way, I'm not a lawyer. I suppose in a way it is a contract, and that might be one of the reason why people take it seriously.
  • Q: Can you ship to my country? (outside Australia)
    A: We can currently also ship to New Zealand, USA and Canada. Simply click the appropriate "Buy Now" button for your destination.
  • Q: Can you make one for my language/currency?
    A: Thanks for your interest! Please do contact me about this as it'll depend on the interest.
To contact us, please email: n o s p a m (at) h a w k e r s n o t i ce (dot) c o m

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