This sign at your front door will help you finally get rid of those pesky doorsales and related nonsense!
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|The Product||Frequently Asked Questions|
Printed on durable colorbond steel (10x13cm)
Order your sign today for just AUD 19.95 + postage
(20% discount for first 50 orders! Normal price AUD 24.95)
|Within Australia (incl. postage!)
|To New Zealand (+AUD 8 postage)
|To US/Canada (+AUD 12 postage)
|Direct bank transfer:
Please email your order and delivery details and your account name to the email address listed below, and we'll reply with our bank account details so you can complete payment.
- Q: How effective is the sign?
A: In my experience over a number of years, it does the job well. I've had sales people walk away quietly even with my front door wide open and me walking past. Not a sqeak!
- Q: Does anybody ever offer the payment?
A: Haha! Good question. So far, only once: two Mormon youths gathered coins from their pockets. Very cute.
- Q: The price seem pretty high for a simple sign?
A: Well, it has to be weatherproof/durable. Chances are you'll only ever need to buy one sign.
- Q: What material is the sign made of?
A: Colorbond steel. Pretty weatherproof, as used for roofing and other outside work on buildings. The print uses UV-resistant ink.
- Q: How do I fix the sign to my door or wall?
A: Putting some silicon sealant on the back tends to work very well.
- Q: Do I have to pay via Paypal?
A: Preferably, but through the Paypal gateway you can pay with credit card also. Some people have reported problems, so if necessary you can now also pay via direct bank transfer.
- Q: What is the shipping time?
A: Within Australia you can generally expect your package to arrive within a week. Please note that if you bought on pre-order, shipments will commence when our next production batch arrives. Your discount is the trade-off for that longer timeline...
- Q: What about alternative designs and different colours?
A: Such diversity would vastly increase the production costs. Also, I reckon the simplicity works in its favour.
- Q: Shouldn't it be "non-invited" rather than "uninvited" ?
A: Possibly, since you didn't invite them to begin with. But this reads better, and you could say that with this notice you're specifically uninviting these people!
- Q: What if I to change the pricing on the sign?
A: Keep it simple, it's effective as it is.
- Q: Why do you mention religion and real estate agents separately?
A: Excellent question. In my experience, those people feel they're not actually selling you something so in this way they get addressed directly.
- Q: It looks a bit like a contract?
A: Fair point. I realised that long after. By the way, I'm not a lawyer. I suppose in a way it is a contract, and that might be one of the reason why people take it seriously.
- Q: Can you ship to my country? (outside Australia)
A: We can currently also ship to New Zealand, USA and Canada. Simply click the appropriate "Buy Now" button for your destination.
- Q: Can you make one for my language/currency?
A: Thanks for your interest! Please do contact me about this as it'll depend on the interest.
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